Tuesday, January 26, 2010

East Stroudsburg was great, but I'm glad to be back.
Somehow I managed to get today off so I've just been catching up on a lot of sleep.








I blew it taking pictures. But whatever.

Super exciting birthday plans. I can't wait!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I am an idiot most of the time.

Disappearing for four days. Psyched.

See ya next week New Jersey!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010


The result of playing at home with hair dye and Myspace bathroom shots.

Yay. No more tiger streaks!

Monday, January 18, 2010

My weekend:
Jim and Coke.
Beer in Ginger Ale bottles.
Dolls in domes.
Frog (turtle) heads.
My best friends silly drunk.
Smacking Stef's ass with a skateboard.
Panties on Dan V's head.
BJ breaking Pil's chair.
Late night walks to Quikcheck.
Verbally attacking Nick along with Stef.
Attacking Pil with Stef for her Ramen.
Passing out next to the trash bag on Pil's kitchen floor.
Waking up and getting Panera.
Crying.
Elisa's with some of my best friends.
Spanish beer.
Dancing.
Jumping on beds.
Lara hating me.
Grilled cheese.
Crying on Elisa's bathroom floor with Elisa.
The worm.
More dancing.
More beer.
Cooking a pasta meal at 4 am.
Snuggle session and the Hangover.
Waking up in a bed with Dan V and Lara.


And now I want more.

Monday, January 11, 2010

HELLLLO

Woo. Quiet weekend.

Friday night was a Law and Order marathon and Quikcheck with Pil.
Saturday consisted of my best friends (minus little Pil), Chipotle, tattoos, and driving adventures in Elisa's car. Then it was off to Hoboken with Tina to meet up with Karen for her birthday. However, that failed and me and Tina ended up by ourselves in some cheesy bar with a fog machine making the best of it.

And the last of my purchases for a long time:






And thank god for a vacation next weekend.
East Stroudsburg here I come.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Wah
Wah
Wah
Wah
Wah


I have a bank that's in the shape of a cat (courtesy of Rita):



I also need to stop having such grade school crushes on every guy I work with. Gay or straight.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

"It was sober sex, so I just picture Sam like this ... Mothra as shit"
"Does anyone wanna play with my nipples ... ANYONE? ANYONE?"
"Am I a Mayor or a mare?"
"Someone play with my labiaS"
"I don't even know Ryan"
"Odd choice but okay, tell Liz she's gorgeous"
"He's so BRO, bro"
"Look at him and his fucking car bro"
"YOU DA BEST"
"Sam you go down first, it'll look weird"
"REMIX"
"I like laughing at Sam's expense"
"I'm never licking your ass again"
"I bet he has a smooth cock"


And I am sure there are a lot more.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

The New Year is ruling already.
More to come later.