My first pajamas of 2010:

Taking a cue from Stef and Pil:

My favorite Facebook statuses of 2009.

"just fell off the weird contraption that is pil's chair."
"Wants lube"
"thinks her friends are so fucking funny"
"Wants to eat out"
"Okay really these people are not my friends"
"Is pil loves to toss her own salad..."
"just wants to know why peter griffin has no nipples"
"is the fastest kid alive"
"is nanerpuss"
"Is the back of yo head is ridiculous"
"is seriously, a crow would drop a pretzel on my head, and i would be dressed as a mall walker all day. fuck my life."
"is can i get it? can i? so listen."
"Hahahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahahaha on the parkway def like thirty niles from home"
"Is going to get huge tonight with stef and pil. Cool"
"ahhahaha getting free pancakes without pil."
"I'm too sexy for your body the way I'm disco dancing"
"Dabbbleeees."
"Is I'm sorry for sptitting my beer on you pilar"
"gonna climb mount al later"
"is sushi ooshi with pil"
"Is a fucked up easter egg"
"bill clinton says ill smoke but i wont inhale"
"is ultimate shadow game."
"Love it when you call me legs. In the morning buy me eggs."
"has a busted up knee and a gash on her eyebrow. mmmm."
"is having too much fun sabotaging drozie."
"TEAM BIBLE SCHOLARS"
"why do i always find myself still awake when the birds start chirping on the weekends?"
"Stuck in this goddamn state of CT with Fabmeister"
"Is hanging out with a bud some mice her girls and a piece of glass in my foot"
"'im a spic i always have good feelings when its goooood'- elisa."
"Is shoving mcdonalds down her throat. Attractive."
"Just threw up the mcdonalds she took to her face :("
"Is someone please enlighten me to why a woman was walking around the mall with a parrot on her should"
"Is watching people get eaten by sharks. So psyched."
"Is princess consuela banana hammock"
"is gollum"
"'okay so lets get down to business, no not me and you.' -pilar rita pepito."
"MAYBE i should stop being an idiot."
"The elepahnts told me it was okay to jump rope"
"I may be the worst present-wrapper ever, but nonetheless they are wrapped (And in wonderful wrapping paper). Happy birthdays Pil and Stef!"
"ohhh budweiser how i love you"
"mmm quikcheckkkk"
"Ohhh the founding fathers, the people they killed, and the people they slept with"
"Beers, gangbangs, best friends, Liz, red boots, sequins. Good beginning to the weekend."
"Mmm dirty hair."
"There once was a butterfly and he said HELLO"
"Chili .... Wooooooooow"
"Tacos and budweiser"
"ITS YOU CHAMPADAMPA ITS YOU"
"Detective munch"
"Team jeff goldblum"
"Eat a dick"

What a fun night with the ladies tonight. Secret Santas and Six Brothers.

Let's just get Christmas over with.
I'm excited for the New Year.
It's so cliche to say that but fuck it.
I need new adventures.
New stories to tell.
New people to meet.
More trouble to cause.
And more messes to get into.
I'm ready.

And of course, I want to do all of this with my best friends at my side.

"New Jersey lays like a sight never seen,
and no waking ghost got news for me, well.
You're damned if you're wrong
and you're damned if you're right.
You might make it there by Christmas night,
and damned if this world ain't wide enough for your game."



Dying.

"I'm gonna treat you kind, I'm gonna rob you blind."

Sparkly tights and chunky printed sweaters are so awesome right now.

I also love this:


I wish I lived in a place where it's completely acceptable to wear party dresses all the time.

This is my last paycheck of living.
So now the question is, tattoo or a Sabina bag?
Tattoo? Mmm think so.
I have enough handbags.


I am SO excited for Alice in Wonderland to come out.

I've noticed that all I've been listening to lately has been Modest Mouse, Jenny Lewis, Rilo Kiley, and the Mountain Goats.


And I mean Zooey's always a plus.

Now it's time to release my inner nerd.
NCIS marathon tonight.
Law and Order SVU (SUV) tomorrow.


Andddddd ... FUCK, the mall and christmas shopping. Do these people ever stop?

Sometimes, it's better to listen to other people.











I'm done and fed up. I mean it this time. It's causing me way too much stress than what it's worth.

Oh. My. God.

Today was full of some really good talks with two people close to me that have completely different views of the subject at hand. They were helpful and got my mind straight. I know what to do, let's just see now if I can listen to myself.

My job is hilarious, the relationships we all have with each other are awesome. I work with some of the most wonderful people ever. I didn't stop laughing all day.

Christmas just doesn't feel like Christmas anymore.


I placed my Christmas order yesterday. I'm so excited. Most particularly about these:


Christmas shopping is almost done.

Today I woke up with my baby cuddling in the nook of my neck with his front legs hugging me. Cats always.

Pay day tonight in approximately one hour. The last of the money I'll be able to spend. And already half of it is already gone on things I've had my eye/mind on. Shit.


The BEST Christmas song ever:


Sleep time. BAI!

We were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on.

Bangs:


Boots:


Love this, want this:


And a new small bag, with an extremely long strap so I can throw it across my body.

Can December be over, so Holiday can be over, and so I can take a vacation ?

I get to have Liz for a couple of weeks soon. Woop.

Little Bellatrix got adopted, we keep her until the end of the Holiday season and then it's off she goes to her new home :[.

Wah. You'll be missed, little Shithead.



PS. It's awesome finding out that I never actually got kicked out of East Stroudsburg, was just placed on academic suspension. Apparently I received a letter asking me to come back this past September. REAL COOL.

Makes me wanna dance.

I need to start getting my ass in line and start taking control of situations in both my professional and personal life. I love my job and need to start not letting my personal life effect it. And vice versa.

And I know these are old, but still they are awesome:







And a throwback to the age of 16:

"These are times that can't be weathered
And we have never been back there since then."

And I need to own these:

Cat slipper socks!

Well it was an interesting weekend.
I love my friends and the situations we find ourselves in.



Hahahaahahaha. Gets me everytime.

And my boots need to get here now. They're just sitting in Secaucus waiting to be delivered to me.


And I also love how I haven't been using my debit card since April because I was told it was cancelled because I thought I had lost it. But no, I go to the bank to reinstate it finally and the guy tells me my old one has been active this whole time.

I can be so stupid sometimes and do really stupid shit, that comes back and kicks me in the ass. I fail.

Now off to work tonight for a cruel, cruel overnight shift.

Edit:


Want.


Amazing.

Monday was awesome.
Tuesday not so much.
I'm getting sick. Real sick.
I feel it creepin' in my body.
Just in time for Holiday season.


Nothing ever changes.

Some people just disgust me. Literally when I hear some things people say I just want to vomit. If you're going to open your mouth when you're wasted and bash a certain person, then please make sure to remember it the next day. And really maybe using some classier vocabulary would make you seem a little less immature.

I've turned into a shoe junkie and I can't stop.
Two new pairs in two days.
These:


And an awesome pair of vintage boots.

I have had the weirdest hangover today. I can't describe it. All I know is I want my bed. I hope it's a hangover actually and not me getting sick.

Someone bring me a burrito and a coffee. I'm stuck in this house all night with my cats and a book. And online shopping without a credit card.

Kind of exciting news, I am almost done paying off my credit card debt.
And then on to paying off my computer and school loans.
I will forever be in debt for the rest of my life.

So today at work being the Display Artist that I am (not), tried to set up a wall with face-outs in some sort of fancy order, trying to balance said face-outs, a drill, screws, and a level all on top of a ladder. My clumsy ass drops a screw and I have to climb all the way downnnnnn the ladder to get it and when I go to grab it I slice my hand on some sort of sharp metal object on the ladder. Now being the hypochondriac that I am I swear I have Tetanus and that I am going to die. So whose gonna take care of Winston, Bellatrix, and Angel for me?






I need to find my credit card so I can order BOOOTS. BAH!

Want:


Need:

These videos and Cat in the Hat are the only things keeping my mind off of a shitty problem in my life.


Chili...Woooooow.

So The Creeps are getting closer and closer to our one year anniversary. And I thought I would celebrate by posting a shit load of awesome pictures from the past year.